I'm speechless about you, Jessica Simpson.
I don't think I've ever really liked you.
Not as a person.
Not as a singer.
Not even as an actress.
I don't get what the big deal is.
I mean, COME ON.
She's JUST another girl.
I don't get what guys see in her.
She's not hot, I have my own opinion on how to describe her. And they're even meaner than my Miley post.
She's not smart. Do we forget the chicken-tuna thing?
And it's like she thinks the whole world revolves around her.
Did anyone NOT see the articles about how she was at Ashlee's wedding?
I don't like you.
I don't WANT to be fly on your wall, Miley!
So just shut up!
go finish trying to get fired, and leave the rest of us alone.
we don't CARE any more.
you USED to be a big deal
and NOW you're just a ho.
she's a skank
ALL OF THE ABOVE.
i'll admit it, Miley.
I used to look up to you.
even though i'm older.
i even told my SISTERS to look up to you, if they chose to look up to a celebrity.
but not any more.
what happened miley?
i used to love you as a person
and now i just like your songs.
and your show.
and your brother.
and his band.
but come on.
can't you just start being the person we loved?
So long time no see.
And about that title...
Yeah, I can explain.
I heard it today.
And it's been like...stuck in my mind ALL DAY.
Imagine trying to work at Taco Bell and having it pop into your mind.
So tomorrow, I have to take a cab.
THREE MILES AWAY FROM HOME.
And I'll have to pay.
seven dollas and fifty cents..
At the least.
It's always awkward for me to ride in cars with people I don't know.
Cameron came back this week.
You probably don't know who that is.
Haha. Sucks to be you.
This kid at work
Can't stand him.
He's leaving soon.
For Burger King.
Guess I won't be eating there for a while.
I still love the Jonas Brothers.
Yes. I know.
Crazy, insane, whatever.
I love all my people.
Roleplaying has never been so bad.
I still love you.
I believe I am very proud of the Jonas Brother fan I have created out of you.
I will join Team Jonas.
Just let me cough up the thirty something dollars it will take to join.
I just love the way you decided to interrupt your father's sexual hour for Jonas Brother needs.
My sisters are having a friend spend the night.
She's fucking adorable
I wish she would stay out of the basement.
Which is my room, by the way.
I haven't looked at my phone all day.
wonder if I have any missed calls.
Or any texts.
I probably do.
And that will use my ninety-nine cents a day thing.
I just went and picked my phone off my bed.
I have seven new text messages.
How insane is that?
All of them were forwards
Except for two.
Maybe I should email Ashley....it's quite possible.
...I learned something.
In psychology class
There is a guy.
There's an issue.
Not really an issue
But it means out of luck for me.
He likes boys.
I love gay people though.
I could be like
"Hey. You're my new best friend"
And he'd be like
And I'd be all
"You heard me, son. You, me. Bee Eff Effs fo' life."
And then he'd be all
AND JAMES WAS WRONG.
He apparently doesn't know how the whole homosexual thing goes..
I don't think
..I'm not sure of it, but I'm pretty sure...
That you can't turn gay guys straight.
And btw James.
YES I do care enough.
Which is why
He shall be
MY NEW BEE EFF EFF EFF ELL
Is that even an abbreviation?
I know I probably went all weird-o on you guys.
But I'm dead serious about this business.