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Writer's Block: Crepuscular Drama

The Twilight movie comes out today. A lot of people are really excited about seeing Bella and Edward on the big screen. Others couldn't care less. Where do you fall on the issue?

Writer's Block: The Wrath of Ohrwurm

German has a word for everything, like ohrwurm. Translated literally as "earworm" in English, it's the word for songs that get stuck in your head and won't go away. What earworm of a song do you most dread burrowing into your head?

COMING SOON.

More rants.

ALL THE GIRLS COME OUT FOR A PUBLIC AFFAIR

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I'm speechless about you, Jessica Simpson.
I don't think I've ever really liked  you.
Not as a person.
Not as a singer.
Not even as an actress.

I don't get what the big deal is.
I mean, COME ON.
She's JUST another girl.
I don't get what guys see in her.

She's not hot, I have my own opinion on how to describe her. And they're even meaner than my Miley post.
She's not smart. Do we forget the chicken-tuna thing?
And it's like she thinks the whole world revolves around her.
Did anyone NOT see the articles about how she was at Ashlee's wedding?
GOD.

Jessica.
I don't like you.
Go. Away.
 NO. I DON'T.

I don't WANT to be fly on your wall, Miley!

So just shut up!

God.

go finish trying to get fired, and leave the rest of us alone.
we don't CARE any more.

you USED to be a big deal

and NOW you're just a ho.

DAVEIGH.
you're right.
she's a skank
a slut
a ho.

ALL OF THE ABOVE.

i'll admit it, Miley.
I used to look up to you.
even though i'm older.
i even told my SISTERS to look up to you, if they chose to look up to a celebrity.

but not any more.
what happened miley?
i used to love you as a person
and now i just like your songs.
and your show.
and your brother.
and his band.

but come on.
can't you just start being the person we loved?

D:
 

OH MY GOD.

I want to rant.

Oh hot dayuum, this is my jayumm

Okay.
So long time no see.
And about that title...
Yeah, I can explain.
I heard it today.
And it's been like...stuck in my mind ALL DAY.
Imagine trying to work at Taco Bell and having it pop into your mind.

Anyways.
So tomorrow, I have to take a cab.
To work.
THREE MILES AWAY FROM HOME.
Yeah.
I know.
And I'll have to pay.
Uhmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
seven dollas and fifty cents..
At the least.
It's always awkward for me to ride in cars with people I don't know.

Cameron came back this week.
Yep.
You probably don't know who that is.
Haha. Sucks to be you.

Uhmm....

This kid at work
Named.
Robert.
Can't stand him.
He's leaving soon.
For Burger King.
Guess I won't be eating there for a while.

I still love the Jonas Brothers.
Yes. I know.
Crazy, insane, whatever.

I love all my people.
Roleplaying has never been so bad.

And Kasee
I still love you.
I believe I am very proud of the Jonas Brother fan I have created out of you.
And soon.
I will join Team Jonas.

Just let me cough up the thirty something dollars it will take to join.
I just love the way you decided to interrupt your father's sexual hour for Jonas Brother needs.

My sisters are having a friend spend the night.
She's fucking adorable
but GOD.
I wish she would stay out of the basement.
Which is my room, by the way.

I haven't looked at my phone all day.
wonder if I have any missed calls.
Or any texts.
I probably do.
And that will use my ninety-nine cents a day thing.
Oh well.

....................................


I just went and picked my phone off my bed.
I have seven new text messages.
How insane is that?
All of them were forwards
Except for two.

Maybe I should email Ashley....it's quite possible.

Anyways.

I'm out.
 

Peace yall.

Writer's Block: Sharing Haikus

The Japanese haiku poet Basho once wrote, "Old pond / a frog jumps / the sound of water." Try writing some of your own haikus about the little things in your life. A haiku generally consists of a five-syllable line, a seven-syllable line and a second five-syllable line. You can also use any combination of ten-to-fourteen syllables.
I CAN'T WRITE THESE DAMN THINGS

k'thanks

So on Friday....

...I learned something.
In psychology class
Second class
Mr. Trobaugh.
There is a guy.
He's GORGEOUS.
BUT
There's an issue. 
Not really an issue
But it means out of luck for me.

He's gay.
Yes.
He likes boys.
I love gay people though.
So maybe
I could be like
"Hey. You're my new best friend"
And he'd be like
"Whut."
And I'd be all
"You heard me, son. You, me. Bee Eff Effs fo' life."
And then he'd be all
"Okay."

AND JAMES WAS WRONG.

He apparently doesn't know how the whole homosexual thing goes..
I don't think 
..I'm not sure of it, but I'm pretty sure...
That you can't turn gay guys straight.

And btw James.
YES I do care enough.
Which is why
He shall be

.........................


MY NEW BEE EFF EFF EFF ELL
wait..
BFFFL
Is that even an abbreviation?
But whatever.
I know I probably went all weird-o on you guys.
But I'm dead serious about this business.


 

Writer's Block: Your Username

Why did you choose your user name? Is there any special meaning or story behind it?



 I dunno why I chose my username.
I guess..
The idea of emo cows is entertaining.
And they have to be little.
And i will call them mine.
As for 23..
My favorite number.
And x
It's my favorite letter.

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